clientsfromhell:

Client: I threw out that black pen, it was out of ink.

Me: What black pen?

Client: The one that was lying on your tablet.

Me: You threw out my $150 Wacom pen?

Client: I tried writing with it and it didn’t work. It must’ve been out of ink.

bruhcardi:

twiabpaianlatfwnogf:

everyone in California is either gonna die of dehydration in a drought or burn up in a wildfire, your in-n-out burger and snotty sense of superiorty bullshit wont save u this time fuckers

Yea maybe im gonna burn but im gonna rise from the ashes and eat in n out and tell u how good it is

Game of Thrones Season 4 + Costume Porn

b8in4satan:

LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO YES

ajantas:

don’t buy your girl flowers. flowers die. buy her a potted cactus

A message from getthefuckoffmyshiz
Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga Hope that got your attention because we're all a little nigga. Wether you're a white nigga, a nigger nigga, or like me a transblack nigga so stop with the hate

jujubee58:

reverseracism:

Why is trash in my inbox. Another for you all to block or so.

~Eo

I wish all the people who are not black would scream it in a place full of black people!  You want to say it so bad, suffer the consequences!

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guy:

when u see a stranger with a nice butt in public

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